Scenes

Sa isang toy store...


girl: wow! ang cute-cute naman ng mga stuffed toys dito...

[pokes, pinches, and squeezes stuffed toys]

boy: eh, bakit ako hindi mo ginaganyan? cute naman ako ah.

[girl turns around and starts poking and pinching the boy]

boy: aw. aw. ouch!

girl: oo nga ano... may sound effects pa.

[grabs his cheeks and shakes him while squeezing with all her might]

boy: oo na! tama na! yung stuffed toy na lang!


Lesson: Don't advertise your cuteness unless you can live with the consequences. :D